Friday, March 2, 2012

I will not be in today.

Just in case you thought we were only crazy for blog purposes, I would like to share with you an email that I sent my boss last week.


The day started with extreme nausea, but I was going to power through. You know why? Because my Pepto is at my desk. Okay, so I'm not really a valiant worker. Either way, it doesn't matter because I don't think I can get my car out of the driveway due to this "1-2 inches" of snow. [The forecast was for 1-2" of snow but we really got 6-8". And I drive a very small car.] That means I need to clear the snow, but I can't really do that in my condition (the nausea means I'm preggo right?); so, I'm waving the white flag and staying home.



  1. Mike, are you also experiencing food cravings, a heightened sense of smell, a constant need to pee and tender breasts?

    Cause then, you are absolutely definitely 100% possibly pregnant.

    Also, awesome sick day email. You're the best pregnant man ever. Ever.

  2. Well Kayla can attest for my constant need to pee so I'm at least half pregnant.