Friday, March 2, 2012

I will not be in today.

Posted by Anonymous

Just in case you thought we were only crazy for blog purposes, I would like to share with you an email that I sent my boss last week.

Hello,

The day started with extreme nausea, but I was going to power through. You know why? Because my Pepto is at my desk. Okay, so I'm not really a valiant worker. Either way, it doesn't matter because I don't think I can get my car out of the driveway due to this "1-2 inches" of snow. [The forecast was for 1-2" of snow but we really got 6-8". And I drive a very small car.] That means I need to clear the snow, but I can't really do that in my condition (the nausea means I'm preggo right?); so, I'm waving the white flag and staying home.

Thanks,
Mike


Posted at 9:00 AM
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2 comments:

  1. ChristineMarch 5, 2012 at 3:50 PM

    Mike, are you also experiencing food cravings, a heightened sense of smell, a constant need to pee and tender breasts?

    Cause then, you are absolutely definitely 100% possibly pregnant.

    Also, awesome sick day email. You're the best pregnant man ever. Ever.

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  2. AnonymousMarch 6, 2012 at 1:53 PM

    Well Kayla can attest for my constant need to pee so I'm at least half pregnant.

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