Thursday, May 17, 2012

I'd like to blame it on my hair, but being blonde is no excuse for this.

Sometimes, I forget things. For example, I totally forgot about this post that I archived in Evernote MONTHS ago. Given that it's now practically summer and I'm leaving for Vegas in a few days, this post is extremely irrelevent. But I didn't want it to go to waste, so here's another example of me forgetting something:  

[Conversation between Mike and myself]

Me: So....have you ever forgotten that something exists?

Mike: Yes. Why?

Me: I don't want to tell you. You're going to make fun of me. But I will tell you that my hands are just FREEZING right now.

Mike: Did you forget that gloves exist?

Me: YEAH! I sure as hell did. I was sitting here staring at my freezing cold hands and thinking that it would be really nice if I had some mittens with the fingers separated so I could still type while keeping toasty! And then I was all, "OMG! GLOVES! THEY'VE ALREADY BEEN INVENTED!" And this is why I will not be known as the inventor of gloves. I find this really disappointing. Here I thought I would make millions off of my separated-finger mittens. I would have called them....I don't know.....Fittens? Yeah. Probably fittens. Because they FIT your fingers. GET IT!? Haha

Mike: I have no comment.

Me: You're just jealous you didn't think of fittens first.

Mike: Um. Yeah. Neither did you, remember?

Me: Damn it.

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